Ah, Christmas. A time of eating twice one's weight in food you would never, under normal circumstances, consume; only to realize there are at least three days of leftovers in your refrigerator that also must be eaten at some point! If your holiday was anything like mine, you're not going to be able get off your couch (let alone fit through the door) for any arts-going except the world premiere of She Made Them Do It on Lifetime.