A little birdie tipped me off to the fact that there was some minor sporting event happening this weekend, coincidentally the same day as the Animal Planet Puppy Bowl (this year featuring hedgehog cheerleaders). It's called the Super Bowl, and apparently it's the XLVIIth one that's been held. The Baltimore Ravens (presumably a bunch of Edgar Allen Poe enthusiasts from Maryland) and the San Francisco 49ers (presumably a group of Californian residents who enjoy calling Germany on long distance) will do physical battle in tight, white pants to see who will win a giant, jewel-encrusted ring. Beyoncé will sing at this event's intermission (this is beginning to sound like the gayest thing ever).
Without further ado, I present to you three #BostonArts events #OnTheTown that I promise will have you home by tee-off at 6:30—If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter! Tweet me your game day plans @khemingway or leave them in the comments below!